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Joke of the Day
"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
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"How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas? By spending a large fortune."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean, ladder."
"What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not ""nacho cheese"")? Leave my provolone!"
"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."
"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"
"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
"Co-worker felt bad about throwing away a donation request from the Alzheimer's Association. I told him not to worry, they won't remember who they sent those to anyway."
"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"