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Joke of the Day
"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"
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"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."
"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."
"If 7 out of 10 sports fans have below average intelligence, what percentage of sports fans is that? 110%. [Aaaaaand we prove once again that morons are humorless. Really should know that by now.]"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize? He's out standing in his field."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"
"Only a fraction of you will get this There's a fine line between numerator and denominator"
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs. Names."
"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."
"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"