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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking."

"My successful pancake business was recently shut down Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot"

"Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns? Because when he was young, the Joker's father said ""Let's put a simile on that face!"""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."

"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"

"im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack can bang Jill's fanny. Jack came down with quite a frown Because Jill's a fucking tranny."

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."

"I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor... ...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."