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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a camel and a Russian? A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking."

"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."

"3 things that makes me stress: hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days"

"What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, one guy died for all the others."

"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"

"What did Hitler invest his money in hand sanitizer? It kills 99.9% of Germs."

"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"

"My wife and I have a new arrangement. I can sleep with any woman I want, but she doesn't speak to me or live with me anymore."

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"30 people walk into a bar This is the worst game of limbo I've ever seen"