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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken Chest with no booty"
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"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""
"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"BAD BOOMERANG Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick."
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."
"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."
"Just read a few inspirational tweets about courage and confidence and GUESS WHO IS GOING TO ROB A BANK TONIGHT?!!"
"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."
"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"