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Joke of the Day

"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."

"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."

"I said I was mad at myself. My 4yo son looked at me. ""There are fancier words for mad,"" he said, fixing my hair. ""You should say irritated."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To murder link"

"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."

"Remember: You can kill someone and wear their skin as a suit, but it's not identity theft until you use their debit card. Be smart about it."

"The S7's are exploding as much as Muslims in the middle east."

"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."

"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""