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Joke of the Day
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."
Next Joke
"You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver"
"My ""I'm enraged!"" status update on Facebook garnered a lot of congratulations from people who don't read well."
"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."
"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."
"Why are Indians the best pizza makers? Because they always do the kneedful."
"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? that's not funny! >:("
"That moment when you leave a store but don't buy anything, and you're telling yourself, ""act natural, you're innocent."""