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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."

"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."

"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"

"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"

"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."

"I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid. However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime."

"I got in touch with my inner self once... Never buying single ply toilet paper again."

"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."

"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"

"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."