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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an amorous insect? The love bug."
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"I heard that loneliness can take 10 years off your life! I'm gonna die in 20 years."
"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp espressivo'."
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when I do, he laughs"
"Just left WalMart. All the cute well behaved kids must be at Target."
"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."
"The ""Selfie"" sorority girls Gave there tickets to the less fortunate...I'm my book that makes them charitable women and not very selfie at all"
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"
"A coworker just asked if I had any ""mouth water"" and I am thoroughly confused by this"