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Joke of the Day
"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"
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"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""
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"A retarded kid mugged me yesterday He told me to put the chromosome in the bag"