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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"

"What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee."

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"I'm trying to raise a horse but she has insomnia. It's a nightmare."

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"What did the pirate say to the flying prostitute? Land ho!"

"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."

"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters."