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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""

"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""

"My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad."

"My dentist is hysterical:""just let me put the tip in. It won't hurt. I have drugs to numb the pain"" Ha. should go see him professionally!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."

"Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper ? Nevermind , it's tearable."

"A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album... Lois Lane: ""this is not my family photo album!"""

"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"

"Which stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin. It says in the bible, Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 10 miles."