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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""

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"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""
"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."
"Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card."
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