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Joke of the Day

"What did the tampon tell the other tampon? Nothing, both were stuck up bitches."

"Fetty Wap could probably get more girls. Too bad he's not much of a looker."

"What's the best thing about have sex with a lady boy You can reach round and pretend its went all the way through"

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was asked for... ...Change, I still wouldn't give it to the homeless guy"

"Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it's your neighbor's window and they're calling the cops?"

"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."

"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"

"Shake what your momma gave ya! *shakes old decorative wreath* (pine needles and holly berries go everywhere)"

"How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun."