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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon tell the other tampon? Nothing, both were stuck up bitches."
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"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"What my Doctor said... ""Sugar kills more people than Cocaine"" What I heard... ""The next time you're craving Cake...Do some blow instead"""
"confuse your coworkers today by telling them you're going to the restroom to do a ""number 3"""
"Just when I think I've run out of tweets, I come up with this one."
"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."
"Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast."
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
"Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !"
"The real meaning of Halloween gets lost in all the marketing. Most people don't even know Jesus fought a dragon, let alone why."