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Joke of the Day

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the Que Que Que"

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"How many seconds are there in a day in Africa? Seconds? They barely get firsts!"

"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."

"What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium? He He"

"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"

"What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons."

"If human smiths make tempered steel... do dwarven ones make short-tempered steel?"