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Joke of the Day

"How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun."

"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."

"A customer asked me to check their balance. ...so I pushed them over and they fell."

"Q: How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it? A: Play the piano until you find the right key."

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."

"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."

"Dad: Did you get gas? Me: Ya i got it on the way home from school Dad: Well if you got gas than you better go to the bathroom!"

"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"

"Whoever's job it is to make sure I eat before I drink is fired."