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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."

"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""

"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne"

"Music is like candy Just throw out the wrappers."

"Why do black people have red eyes after sexual intercourse? Because of the pepper spray."

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"