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Joke of the Day
"Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis? I could use some sage advice."
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"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""
"What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish? A Si-gull"
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
"Bought a new vacuum cleaner.. ..it sucks more than my old one"
"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."
"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know."
"I think I was meant to be an American, because every one I've met is funny, smart, kind, and thinks too highly of themselves"
"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."
"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."