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Joke of the Day

"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh don't worry, they'll let you know."

"My daughter can open just about any front door using a credit card, so your kids honor roll certificate seems a little useless right now."

"Guy in restaurant: Mam, are u ok? Are u choking? Me: *wipes off drool & removes a cherry stem from my mouth that's not tied in a knot*"

"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."

"You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from."

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"

"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."

"The patient was about to die ""Well,"" said the doctor, ""He can wait."""

"The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic"

"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"