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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish? A Si-gull"
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"My boyfriend is so bad at tongue-twisters, he can't even say ""I love you"" ONE times fast!!"
"COP 1: whys there a dead scuba diver in the forest?? COP 2: easy...he was in the water they drop on forest fires WEIRD SERIAL KILLER: no no NO"
"Why are jerks nice sometimes? Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)"
"How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight? ""It was dynamite!"""
"Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run."
"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."
"My diet has slowly gone from balanced and nutritious to Augustus Gloop on the first stop of Willy Wonka's tour."
"What are the best kinds of speedbumps? Orphan shaped ones."
"My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone"