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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza? A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four."

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"Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again."
"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
"Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband....... Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?"
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