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Joke of the Day

"What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains? -Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming"

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"my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them."
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