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Joke of the Day

"Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating"

"If you call Starbucks ""Starbs,"" I hope you get totes murds."

"So I'm still newish around here... What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it."

"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"

"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist fuck."

"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."