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Joke of the Day

"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."

"Life Pro Tip: Putting your phone in airplane mode will stop ads while you play."

"Whole Foods mixed up the labels on regular & vegan chicken salads. Vegans became suspicious when they experienced a fleeting moment of joy."

"I save an average of $5 per tank of gas by filling up at Costco. I'll have enough saved to buy a house in about 1,200 years."

"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang a picture! Happy Easter!"

"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"

"Dark humour It's like a child with cancer.... It never gets old."

"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."

"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."