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Joke of the Day
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
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"I saw this dude trying to pick up a girl. Him: I would tell you a joke about about my penis, but its too long. Her: LOL, that's funny. I wanna tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."
"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""
"People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?"
"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"
"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*"
"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."
"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"