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Joke of the Day
"I'm obsessed with the earth It's like my whole world."
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"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"
"Coming soon to Fox and Friends: a crime fighting duo useless at stopping mass shootings. They are THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, Wednesdays at 9 pm."
"What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers"
"Fortune teller told me that I will be fucked by a beautiful lady today, and damn he was right a pretty mail lady just handed me over an audit letter from IRS."
"[MEGATHREAD] The Post Formerly Known as Prince Since he's gone."
"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback"
"What do you get when you mix a red tie and a shit hair cut? Mexico and Canada scratching their heads thinking, how the FUCK!?"
"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"