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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."

"Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write"

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"The election between Trump and Clinton was just like sex. You could've either take the ass hole or the cunt."

"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"

"What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your face in a buffalo."

"Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff? Tequila..."

"going to office: late . going to a doctors appointment: late . going to a friends house: late . going to a concert: 8 hours early"

"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :("