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Joke of the Day
"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"
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"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"
"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."
"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."
"MATH Q: 5 friends wanna split a $50 dinner. But Josh wants a separate check bc his thing was $2 less. Really, Josh? This is y nobody likes u"
"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"
"FLIGHT ATTENDANT: sir calm down ME (having panic attack): sorry I've never flown before PILOT (over intercom): dont worry neither have I lol"