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Joke of the Day
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback"
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"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"
"Doctor: You are very sick! The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too..."
"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""
"Why is there no pain relief in the jungle? Cos the Parrots-Eat-Em-All"
"My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with ""stories""."
"Why is an aborted baby so hard to fool? Because It wasn't born yesterday."
"I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning and said ""It's a bit late for you Kathy, isn't it ?"". She said ""I couldn't sleep"". I said ""That's not what I meant, you fat b*tch""...."
"Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich"
"My wife asked me ""will you marry someone else if I die?"". "" Of course not "", I said. ""I'm not doing the same mistake twice"""