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Joke of the Day
"What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers"
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"Why cannibals prefer to eat gay people? Because they have good taste."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."
"teacher: ""there are no stupid questions"" me: ""ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"""
"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"
"my penis was being a dick so..... i told him to grow up"
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
"Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms. Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of."
"My family used to move a lot when I was a kid, but I always found them."