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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock."
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"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch."
"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"
"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."
"What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell."
"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."
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"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."
"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."