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Joke of the Day

"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."

"Bud light is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water."

"Why was the big hairy two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one."

"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"

"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."

"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"

"What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests"

"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"

"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."

"What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew"