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Joke of the Day
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
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"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."
"If online bullying has taught us anything. It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight."
"David Hasselhoff calls his Agent and demands, ""I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now on."" His Agent says, ""Sure. No hassle."""
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"
"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"
"Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !"
"What is a Jewish person's favorite nut? A cashew."