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Joke of the Day
"How do feminists get away with murder? They won't let anyone finger them."
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"I like my wine how I like my women 15 years old and locked in a basement"
"What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom"
"What do you want for dinner? 4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts"
"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."
"A man walks up to an attractive lady... A man walks up to an attractive lady and explains, ""They say that 160,000 people are having sex right now. Want to make that 160,002?"""
"""The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate."" - Albert Einstein"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"
"Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream."
"Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow."