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Joke of the Day
"My mom passed earlier today. It's sad of course, but I know one day she'll stop and say ""Hi."""
Next Joke
"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."
"Wanna buy a coffin?! So a guy comes up to me the other day and asked if I wanted to buy a coffin and I said ""That's the last thing I'll ever need."""
"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."
"Old joke perfect for redditors. Frog walks into a library and the librarian puts down books and the frog says ""reddit, reddit, reddit."". Just thought I'd share"
"Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people may think were nuts."
"Surprises are always more fun... unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them."
"How many people can ride on a bird? Toucan."