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Joke of the Day

"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."

"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"

"What does Hitler's asshole and the 7 dwarves have in common? They both enjoy Mein Shaft"

"Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you."

"I think if a trained monkey could drive a car, cook & give out money, my kids wouldn't notice it wasn't me. I need a monkey."

"My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died She got squashed by a giant fucking crab"

"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"

"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."

"""is Pepsi ok?"" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny"

"2 men walked into a bar And their head hit first."