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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."
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"Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band.."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."
"I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do."
"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."
"Kill the time Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet? Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters..."
"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."
"When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my wife that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme."
"My desires are unconfessional. No wait. Unconditional? Pumpkin sensual? I just had it. Undone sectionals? Unmoustachable? Stunned pistachio?"