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Joke of the Day

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair."

"'911 HELP SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE' uh ok, wow. not loving your tone. why don't you hang up, lose the 'tude and lets try that again, pal"

"How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens."

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"

"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."

"Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere."

"How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin."

"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."

"All these Marvel movies, and they sure are taking their time getting to Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet Don't worry. They'll get there... Avengually."