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Joke of the Day

"If you talk a lot about ""networking"" you're the kind of person that nobody wants to network with."

"The Presidential Debate We don't know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we're hoping Trump isn't"

"What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring? That's lacist."

"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."

"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"

"INTERVIEWER: strengths? ME: I'm good at presenting both sides of an argument INTERVIEWER: great ME: which could also be a weakness..."

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""

"What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte"

"Knock knock Who's there? The pastor The pastor who? Open the fucking door goddamit, there's a crazy white man with a gun, let me out!"