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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
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"How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan"
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You've gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"
"I just want to give a shoutout to the ancients for inventing the calendar. It has made my day."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"A flasher was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer."
"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."
"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."