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Joke of the Day
"I Want To Be Pampered! Actually, any brand will do."
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"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."
"Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a field when one looks over to the other and asks: ""Do you smell carrots?"""
"If there is a difference between a minor inconvenience and the end of the fucking world, you'd never know if from my histrionics."
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"2/1 people have multiple personality disorder"
"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny."
"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Hey, nice belt!"""