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Joke of the Day

"What seperates black people and white people? The bars. Shoutout to my bud Treyvon for this joke from almost 7 years ago."

"I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black? *doctor sighs for like 3 mins* ""Sir, its an ultrasound"" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*"

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"Andy Griffith's family are undecided on funeral arrangements. They may cremate, they Mayberry"

"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."

"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."