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Joke of the Day
"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."
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"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."
"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"
"I like the way your medication thinks."
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"
"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."
"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"
"I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called ""The News."""
"What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family."
"I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food"