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Joke of the Day

"I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food"

"Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit? It was the herd shot round the world."

"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."

"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question: Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure? Cottage cheese."

"I liked The Hobbit books, but Harry Potter? That's a different story..."

"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"

"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."

"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."