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Joke of the Day
"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."
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"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."
"One thing you always pay full price for is other people's mistakes..."
"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."
"Why'd the short man take the elevator up? He was feeling down"
"I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it ""Maybe I am The Problem""."
"A blind man walks into a bar.. And a table. And a chair."
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
"I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine"
"My resolution? To eat like a normal person, as opposed to my old habit of hate-fucking my mouth with a fork."