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Joke of the Day

"I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called ""The News."""

"Zayn leaving one direction is just like putting a fork into a sausage.. It leaves four little pricks."

"Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man."

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"How many shrinks does it take to change a tire? Well, first the tire really has to want to change..."

"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"

"What did the insurance company say to the applicant? THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"

"My heart is like an onion... I'm never getting a discount organ transplant again"

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"What does pubic hair and celery have in common? Just move it to the side and keep eating."