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Joke of the Day
"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"
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"The only reason Indian mothers don't shop online is coz they cant bargain there"
"What do pregnant women and prostitutes have in common? (w)hormones! NB: inspired by my hormonal pregnant wife."
"What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters? Jesus may actually return some day."
"Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack."
"U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you're hunting illegally GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat* USDOF: Dammit we lost him"
"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."
"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."
"What's the difference between three penises and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"My favorite party game is taking a drink every time I feel insecure amidst the surrounding group of people."