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Joke of the Day

"If they put a woman on the cover of th $20 bill... Would it change its value to $15.60?"

"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"

"Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Wrong hole. -trying to put on my distressed denim jeans"

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."

"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."

"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."

"I was thrilled when this beautiful girl came up and asked me for a date. Then I realised it was just because I work at a dried fruit stand."

"Me: Sit. Dog: (confused dog look) Me: Stay! Dog: (continues packing suitcase)"

"I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni."

"My wife likes to talk to me after sex. It really bugs me when she calls me from her hotel room."