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Joke of the Day
"The tree in my front yard is allergic to bees It always get hives"
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"Donald Trump is cancelling the Dawn Of Justice movie He's doing it since one of the main characters, Superman, is an illegal alien."
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."
"Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about."
"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"
"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"
"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."
"I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR."
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"If a man thinks blondes have the best butts... ...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?"