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"I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand"
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"Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics? He was caught taking Polaroids."
"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"
"Monster: Doctor doctor I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and body-slam them for maximum impact."
"What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"I went out with an Asian girl once I asked for a 69, She said ""Fuck off I'm not cooking egg fried rice this time of night"""
"Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth."
"If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar"