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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"
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"my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work"
"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""
"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."
"The accountant's prayer: Lord help me be more relaxed about insignificant details starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am Eastern Daylight Saving Time."
"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."
"I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker."
"Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone? The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film."
"Never tell a joke to a kleptomaniac They take things literally"
"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"