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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek virgins anus? A loophole Credit to Doug Benson"
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"every Lifetime movie needs a scene where a woman angrily packs a suitcase"
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park your car man."
"Did you like the movie yesterday? How is Jerry doing at school? It's a pity you broke up with Mark, he was OK. ""Do I know you?"" ""I follow you on twitter."""
"On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69"
"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."
"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."
"Kind of cruel that ""stutter"" has two syllables."
"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."
"7: Mama, are you lonely when we go to bed? Me: (Handle this like a great mom. Get the look off your face. Don't laugh.) Of course, sweetie."