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Joke of the Day
"What did he green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"
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"Stop the presses! My paninis can wait."
"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"
"A Mick and Wop walk into a sub shop One orders the Italian, the other orders a filthy stinking drunk."
"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."
"Last night I dreamt I was walking on a beautiful sandy beach At least that explains the footprints I found this morning in the cat litter box."
"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."
"My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. They are all very well done"
"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"