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"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"
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"What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? G! You knit!"
"Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord. Guess one of 'em was a minor."
"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."
"If a... If a black bird brings black babies, and a blue bird brings blue babies.. What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow."
"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!"