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Joke of the Day

"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"

"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"

"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"

"Q) I have ten arms, eight legs and 22 feet. what am I? A) A liar."

"Aladdin's love for carpet rides must have saved Jasmine thousands of dollars in waxing fees and razors."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *cough* *choke* *gargle*"

"Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"In 2050 old men will say bae'"

"Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked."

"I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it's going nowhere and the last half sucks."